"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two
I BET U GUYS DIDNT KNOW THERE IS AN INDIAN VERSON OF THE SUITE LIFE OF ZACK AND CODY CALLED THE SUITE LIFE OF KARAN AND KABIR
ok oh my fucking god so today my counsellor and i were sitting in the school office and two teachers were talking about one of their relatives dick who died and he owned a farm and he literally fucking said “so now i’m gonna be runnin the dick farm” and i turned to my 60 year old counsellor and whispered “the dick farm" and she fell off her fuckign chair laughing
HE’S GOING TO KILL YOUR FATHER YOU NAIVE LITTLE SHIT
“When they were little girls, they decided that they would be best friends forever. A whale never forgets a promise.” -Anneliese Juergensen
i have now died. of joy.
I don’t think I’ve seen art of an old mermaid (mermatron? mergranny?) before.
I love it!
Oh look it’s the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen
This is really amazing but I have to say, I read “mermatron” not as “mer-matron,” but as “merma-tron" and I was just like MERMATRON. AUTOWHALES. SWIM OUT. and I’m ruined my brain is ruined I’m so sorry
THIS BRIDGE DROPPED SUICIDE RATES BY 77%
when u stick your hand under the table and touch chewed gum
I’ve found where I truly belong
I cannot stop laughing. omg.
My stupid horse and his fucking friend just ran right into each other. People used to ride these things into battle. People used to be depended on these beasts for transport and the plowing of fields. People write novels and poems about these morons. Steven Spielberg made an entire movie based on how majestic and proud these creatures are. What a bunch of useless pieces of crap.